Voluntary Severance artwork as a quality white print on a black, soft-style fitted tee. Mmmmm.
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Poster/Print + Digital Album
Spruce up your room or local police station with this gorgeous, full colour A2 print of our latest EP artwork on 140gsm satin stock. It's really, really lovely. Posted in a tube to keep it nice.
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Button/Pin/Patch + Digital Album
25mm pink catty goodness. Pin it to your jacket/bag/uncle with pride!
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Patch - gold cat 'n' bats
(SOLD OUT) Sparkly gold on black 8x8cm printed fabric patch, so that your jeans, jacket or Christmas tree can declare that all cats are beautiful.
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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
CD's lovingly designed and assembled by us, that look almost as professional as your secret copy of '...Baby One More Time'.
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lyrics
I saw you stare
I saw you leer
I saw your want
I saw your fear
I saw you doubt
I saw you think
What fucking is that
SMASHING YOUR FACE IN
I've got a baseball bat covered with rainbows
It leaves a trail of glitter when it breaks your nose
I've got a unicorn with a sharpened horn and hooves
Who drinks pink gin and charges anyone who disapproves
Wear what I want
Fuck who wants me
Cut off what I want
Become what I fucking want to be
I've got a gang of the bears and the femmes
And the smol and the huge and the xes and the thems
Wear what I want
Fuck who wants me
Cut off what I want
Become what I fucking want to be
Your ontology is fucking basic couldn't even start
Describing the historical materialism of my heart
Everything I fucking am's a fucked up intertwining of
The matter and the culture of how and who I learned to love
Any given identity's the fucking product of the world
Dividing into classes to extract resources, boys and girls
Are only ever contingent and forever unstable categories
Half-describing and half-denying impossible realities
But I will take the words I need to make this living liveable
And taking words away from me is fucking unforgiveable
So I don't care if your theory is the neatest thing you ever thought
It's basic if it can't account for what I need to feel hot
Wear what I want
Fuck who wants me
Cut off what I want
Become what I fucking want to be
Wear what I want
Fuck who wants me
Cut off what I want
Become what I fucking want to be
supported by 8 fans who also own “Your Ontology is Fucking Basic”
I can safely say I've never been this excited over a piece of plastic in my entire life! This is awesome! It's impossible to pick a favourite when every track is a banger. The lyrics are on point and delivered with an acerbic wit and passion that leaves me in no doubt that they're spoken from the heart. I need more of this in my life! Dylan Barry